A to the B to the C

It's a rainy Saturday and I have been wracking my brain trying to come up with a blog topic.  I am feeling completely uninspired so I decided to take part in the ABCs like everyone else in the blogosphere.  I know you probably couldn't care less about these things but maybe you're equally as bored and uninspired today.



Age: I'm just a baby but I'll be a whole quarter century old on Cinco de Mayo!  Cha cha cha!

Bed size:  Queen and super comfy.  I can sleep all day on that sucker.  Case in point:  I didn't remove myself until 1:30 pm today.  I know, I have a serious problem.

Chore you hate: I hate chores and I despise cleaning.  I wish we lived in a world where nothing ever became dirty.  If I could have one wish come true, that just might be it.  Forget world peace.

Dogs: Not yet, but I am pushing for one.  If I showed up with a pooch, Ang might kick me to the curb.  

Frida could use a big protective brudder to keep her safe from the bad guys.

Essential start of your day: COFFEE w/ a splash of steamed soy and a squirt of Agave.  Yum.  

Fav colour: Yellow.  Warm and calming.  

Gold or silver:  I don't like real jewelry.  I prefer the $5 stuff at Forever 21. 

Height: 5'4", although I was under the impression I was 5'5" for years.  

Instruments I play: I wish I played the drums.  Great way to get out your aggression.  

Job title: Everybody's b*tch.  Jussst kidding.  Executive Assistant.  

Kids:  I think they are hilarious, honest and fun but I don't want any of my own.  

Live:  San Diego, where the livin' (truly) is easy.  

Mom’s name: She goes by Susie and she is one spectacular woman.  I was just reminded today how non-judgmental, understanding and open-minded she is.  I love her oh, so much!

Nicknames: My boss calls me Katie Bug.  My mom calls me Katie Kins.  My 2nd grade teacher called me Kate the Great.  I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that Ang calls me Kate-er-ator and Hot Buns.  Can someone think of a really cool nickname for me?

Overnight hospital stays:  Luckily, only one time, after a car accident.  I was very lucky to be alive and even more lucky that no one else was hurt in my accident.

Pet peeve:  I have a few that I won't mention in fear of being offensive.  I hate when people say "Aint", although I do say it jokingly from time to time.  I also get frustrated by people that walk slowly.  I'm not a New Yorker so  I have no reason to be rushing, but I walk at a very speedy pace and don't want anyone to get in my stinkin' way. 

Quote from a movie:  I am awful at trying to quote movies.  Whenever I try, Ang laughs hysterically at the number of attempts it takes for me to get it right.  I really know how to kill a joke or ruin a story too.  I love Amy Poehler in Baby Mama, everything she says makes me laugh. 

Best. Scene. Ever.

Right or left handed:  Righty tighty.

Siblings:  2 older sisters, 1 younger sister and an older brother.  I hated my older sisters growing up because they were such rotten b*tches, but I love them now.  We've made amends and now we're besties.

Time you wake up:  6:45 on weekdays (I know you want to kill me) and on the weekends, it's anyone's guess.  I've been known to sleep past noon.  Once I slept until 4pm after a night of drinking.  Those days are long gone, thank goodness.

Underwear:  Commando is best but I am a lover of the thong.  My cheeks like to be free.

Veg you dislike:  I ate green beans every single day for an entire summer so now I want to vomit at the sight of them.

What makes you run late:  What doesn't make me run late?  I get very easily distracted.  I think I have ADD.  I was tested but the results were inconclusive.  ??? 

X-rays you have had done: I have had a TON of x-rays looking for fractured bones, which usually end up being stress fractures that you can't see on the x-ray anyway.  I also had x-rays when I broke 2 bones in my lumbar vertebrae.  Ouchie.

Yummy food you make: Pre-vegan days, I was a master of the breakfast foods.  Nowadays, I make some kick-a** tofu scrambler. 

Zoo, favorite animal:  Zoos make me sad.  Seeing animals in captivity for our selfish enjoyment is upsetting to me.  I will now get off my soap box and say that my favorite animal is the sea otter and the penguin.  I have been obsessed since childhood.

Okay, now get back to your day.  Sorry for this completely mind-numbing interruption.